A conversation between Daniel and Scott...
Daniel: "I'm going to live with you forever!"
Scott: "What if we move?"
Daniel: "I'll still live with you."
Scott; "What if we move while you're on your mission?"
Daniel: "I'll go on my mission early so you won't have time to move before I get back."
Scott: "We would never move while your gone. We would never hide from you and you can live with us as long as you want."
Daniel: I'll buy the Bliss' house and live right next door to you. They'll be dead anyway."
Scott: "Maybe their kids will put them in a retirement home."
Daniel: "Yeah...I'll live there and me and my kids will climb over the fence and come in your house."
Scott: "You can live with us as long as you want."
Daniel: "OK. I'll have seven kids, plus me and my wife, plus you."
Scott: "What if your wife doesn't want me and mom to live with you guys."
Daniel: "You won't be living with us, we'll be living with you!"
Scott: "What if your wife doesn't want to live with us?"
Daniel: "Then she can move out. Then she can live with her parents. Our kids too."
Scott: "That's really sad...Don't you think you and your wife should live together?"
Daniel: "OK I'll make her let you live with us."
Heather: "Maybe we should have this conversation in ten years."
2 days ago

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